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Alphabetizing Your Life

Oct 13, 2018

Galileo’s fingers were stolen from his 100-year-old corpse, giraffes aren’t gay, they’re just curious, and hating gingers is a millenniums-old tradition.

Joshua and Scott also gab about Gummy Bears, Captain Hanson Gregory, glaze, guinea pigs, Google, GPS and grapes.


Sep 23, 2018

Flatulence and acoustics go hand-in-hand, there was a society who'd throw their dead loved ones into trees and the FDA may be trying to kill us all.

Scott and Joshua also fuss over flat-earthers, fortune cookies, finger prints, French compound words, food additives, Fireball, fridges, the five-second rule, funeral...


Sep 9, 2018

Most Europeans were once cannibals, licking your elbow doesn’t make you special and your eyelashes are being assaulted by millions of mites.

Scott and Joshua also explore exoplanets, Ebola, eating dead people, eagles, earworms, Elephant Man, enemas, eunuchs, edibles and eBay.


Aug 26, 2018

The U.S. government performed radiation testing on stolen dead baby parts, Dolphins will sexually assault you and your chances of dying in a vending machine-related accident may be higher than you think.

Scott and Joshua also dissect Dracula, dead baby project, Dasani, dolphins, dentures, deodorant, death, decaf,...


Aug 12, 2018

There’s a table for pregnant women that will spin until your baby pops out, Captain Crunch tried to jump rank and Cleopatra had a face worth forgetting.

Scott and Joshua also probe Christopher Columbus, chamber pots, cash registers, centrifugal birth, chickens, chapstick, crows, The Chubby Bunny Challenge, cotton...