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Alphabetizing Your Life

Nov 9, 2019

Koalas will throw your ass out of a tree if you reject their advances, China’s taking all of our chicken and killer bees really dislike evening wear and nice jewelry. 

Scott and Joshua also kvetch about kitty litter, KFC, kosher, knock on wood, kiwis and words that start with “kn.”


Jul 19, 2019

Replace your morning OJ with a handful of jalapeños, get your affairs in order because there’s a high probability you’ll shit the bed on January 1st and all hail Judge Judy, mistress of justice and money.

Scott and Joshua also jabber on about Jäegermeister, jobs, jokes, jaywalking and other pleasant words that...


Mar 19, 2019

Our early astronauts dealt with a lot of crap — literally, a majority of Iceland doesn’t not believe in mystical elves living in their rocks and boulders and if you were crazy in 1950 someone might shove an ice pick into your eye socket.

Joshua and Scott also investigate Immaculate Conception, the index finger,...


Feb 6, 2019

Your hamster in inbred, it literally rains fish in Honduras and honeybees are into puke-play.

Scott and Joshua also harp over the Haskell Free Library & Opera House, holidays, Heinz, Hallmark, helium and hummingbirds.